I'm still reeling from the shock, smelling salts please??
My daughters friend loves to hang out at our house, infact through the years, our house has always been where their friends wanted to hang. I never undersood it...i'm always trying to get away from it and they are always wanting to come over. lol
One night my daughter Mollee, her friend Tess, my son Jorden and I were sitting on the deck, residual bonfire simmering. Jorden was goofing around like he always does, my phone was exploding with text as usual, the girls were gossiping about some drama and we were talking and having a good time.
Tess-"I just love being with you guys."
Me-"LOL you do?? Why?"
Tess-"You guys are just like the Osbournes, there is always something going on and your family is so funny."
Me-choking on my Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi "What? What? Are you kidding me? The Osbournes?"
Jorden cracks up laughing and runs into the house....
Mollee-"wtf, Tess, oh my god and I suppose you think I look like Kelly Osbourne....oh my god. Am I fat?"
Jorden comes back out with the guitar and starts playing Crazy Train, a song by Ozzy Osbourne!!
Of course we all started laughing...
Tess-"Tamara, you are just like Sharon Osbourne and Mike is like Ozzy. Well he doesn't look like Ozzy, but he acts like him."
I stood up and ran at Tess yelling "smell my finger". She trips over the edge of her chair when she got up to run and fell flat on her face. It was so funny, I was peeing my pants laughing!
So here we are...I guess my kids friends all view us as "the osbournes" and here I thought all these years they liked being with us because we were like the "clevers". hahahahahaha
Arrrggghhh Where did I go wrong!?! LOL
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