Saturday, November 21, 2009

The Osbournes?? Are you kidding me?!?

I'm still reeling from the shock, smelling salts please??

My daughters friend loves to hang out at our house, infact through the years, our house has always been where their friends wanted to hang.  I never undersood it...i'm always trying to get away from it and they are always wanting to come over. lol

One night my daughter Mollee, her friend Tess, my son Jorden and I were sitting on the deck, residual bonfire simmering. Jorden was goofing around like he always does, my phone was exploding with text as usual, the girls were gossiping about some drama and we were talking and having a good time.

Tess-"I just love being with you guys."

Me-"LOL you do?? Why?"

Tess-"You guys are just like the Osbournes, there is always something going on and your family is so funny."

Me-choking on my Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi "What? What? Are you kidding me? The Osbournes?"

Jorden cracks up laughing and runs into the house....

Mollee-"wtf, Tess, oh my god and I suppose you think I look like Kelly Osbourne....oh my god. Am I fat?"

Jorden comes back out with the guitar and starts playing Crazy Train, a song by Ozzy Osbourne!!

Of course we all started laughing...

Tess-"Tamara, you are just like Sharon Osbourne and Mike is like Ozzy. Well he doesn't look like Ozzy, but he acts like him."

I stood up and ran at Tess yelling "smell my finger".  She trips over the edge of her chair when she got up to run and fell flat on her face. It was so funny, I was peeing my pants laughing!

So here we are...I guess my kids friends all view us as "the osbournes" and here I thought all these years they liked being with us because we were like the "clevers". hahahahahaha

Arrrggghhh Where did I go wrong!?! LOL

The Osbournes Pictures, Images and Photos


Menopausal New Mom said...

I don't think there is anything wrong with being compared to the Osbournes, after all, at least it wasn't the Adam's Family!

Diane said...

what a funny story! sounds to me like you've got something good going on there.

blueviolet said...

I think I'd have to take that in a positive way, right? :)

MaeRae said...

Holy crapola, I just died laughing, I could not even stop to take a breath. That sounds like something one of my kids would say. And it wouldn't be meant bad it is one of the most awesome thing they could have said. That means your COOL!

Amo said...

Atleast she sees you guys as fun people to be around! That is a compliment, if you ask me. Which you didn't, but there it is anyway. We all need to take a ride on the crazy train every once in a while!

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

I think Gene Simmons also has a great family. I was surprised when I watched their reality show. A porn star and a rock star really have two amazingly cool and level headed kids!

I totally want that Chubbie candle. I'm also laughing because I just typed Chubbie. hehe

Yes. I am immature.

Your button looks GREAT! =)

With Love, From The Mother 'Hood said...

Great one! Rock on, mama! It is a great thing when your kids and their friends think you are cool enough to want to hang with you - I would say you have done something exactly right.

Amy said...

This is a funny post. I like that they all hang out at your place. My friends did the same thing when I was growing up. We were always at my house..

WhisperingWriter said...

Haha, The Osbournes rock.

I loved watching their show.

Domestically Challenged said...

That is AWESOME!!!! I was called an Osborn Mom at a play group last year... I took that to be a HUGE compliment =o)


Foursons said...

Hahahaha- It could be worse! And I love that everyone wants to hang out at your house and you are right in the middle of the action.